Yini eqhuba lolu shintsho olungazelelwe?Ingabe luhlobene ne-carbon footprint yethu?Ngiyaxolisa uma ngamukela ukuthi ama-intshi angu-4 square wephepha le-wax futhi ngiligcine ekhabetheni ledeski lizoklinya ufudu ndawana thize (bese ngizibuza ukuthi lezi zilwane ezihuquzelayo ezincane ezingamagwala zizosabela kanjani isiteleka se-asteroid).
Yebo, amarisidi abonakala ezala njengonogwaja esikhwameni sami semali egcwele amakhadi esikweletu nawezipho, amakhadi okwethembeka kanye namaphepha ebhange anobudlabha.
Kungakho ngikhathazwa kakhulu into yakamuva yomabhalane bezitolo enokuhluka okuthile kokuthi “Ungathanda irisidi yakho?”Noma “Ungathanda irisidi?”Zinike isikhathi sokwahlulela!
Ngiyaqonda ukuthi "ingabe ukhetha irisidi esikhwameni sakho?"noma “ungathanda ukuthunyelelwa irisidi nge-imeyili?”;kodwa umbuzo obalulekile othi konke noma-lutho uyavusa kakhulu.
Ngibize ngesikole esidala, kodwa ngithanda ukukuthatha kalula ukuhweba.Yeka ukubuza imibuzo ekhona!Yini Okulandelayo Emkhakheni Wemibuzo Yezokuthengisa Engenanhlonipho?”Ungathanda ukushiya ubisi embizeni?”"Ingabe ukhetha igumbi lokulinganisa eline-latch noma elingenayo?"
Ezikhathini zami ezimbi kakhulu, ngingathanda ukubona ukuthi “Ingabe uyafuna irisidi?”Umabhalane wakhipha ucingo lwami ngokucophelela futhi wenza sengathi ngixoxa, njengokuthi “I-sniper endaweni?Sinenkinga yokuthunjwa lapha.”
Yini eqhuba lolu shintsho olungazelelwe?Ingabe luhlobene ne-carbon footprint yethu?Ngiyaxolisa uma ngamukela ukuthi ama-intshi angu-4 square wephepha le-wax futhi ngiligcine ekhabetheni ledeski lizoklinya ufudu ndawana thize (bese ngizibuza ukuthi lezi zilwane ezihuquzelayo ezincane ezingamagwala zizosabela kanjani isiteleka se-asteroid).
Futhi, bonisa ikhasimende kwirisidi uma “sekuncane kakhulu, sekwephuze kakhulu” ngaphambi kokuba ikhasimende ligwinye u-Slim Jim walo, ligxumele enqoleni yeloli layo elikhulu futhi libhonge ukuze liqale ukuhlanza (indawo ezungezile) ihlathi elimsulwa?
Okunye, ukungabaza ukuphrinta amarisidi kungaba indlela yokunciphisa izindleko. Hhayi, uma usonqenqemeni lokuqothuka kanjalo, kungcono ungiphathe kahle noma ngizokuphushela onqenqemeni.(“Yebo, Ngifuna irisidi lami. Ikhophi yerisidi lami! Nenqwaba yamanaphukeni ebhokisi leglavu yami. Kanye namaphakethe eketchup. Angikhathali noma lesi yisitolo sefenisha – ngifuna isikhwama Sami seketchup!”)
Kungenjalo, umabhalane wase-Stepford angase alandele imiyalo yenkampani ukuze anikeze usizo olwengeziwe. Hhayi-ke, uma ukungisindisa okwesaba ukugxilwa ephaketheni lehembe kuletha injabulo, ngingacabanga ngezindlela ezengeziwe ukuze bathole injabulo. Ishede lami lidinga okuthile ngilungisa kule mpelasonto, kuthiwani ngokunisela izitshalo zami ngenkathi ngiseholidini?
Uma abasizi bezitolo benza lezi zimpawu ezinhle, ingabe amakhasimende alindele okuthile njengembuyiselo? (“Kulungile, ngizodansa emshadweni wakho, ngizosayina ngokuhlanganyela imalimboleko yakho, kodwa kuzodingeka ngicabange ngokunikela ngezinso, uCindi kanye Mina.")
Amarisidi amaningi awaphinde abonakale, kodwa kuwumbono omfishane ukulahla owakho lapho cishe uxabene nesevisi yamakhasimende mayelana nokubuyiselwa kwesiqephu sempahla esingakulingani noma izinto zikagesi ezingazange zisebenze kahle.(“Mina uyafunga ukuthi ngiyithenge lana ngicela ninginike isikweletu yinhle inecheri cha ngeke ngikwazi ukukhombisa ukuthi ngimkhokhelile nocherry”)
Lapho abathengisi beyenga abathengi ukuthi babhekane nokuhlolwa kwentela engenayo ngaphandle kwamarisidi, ababenzeli lutho. (“Ngiyazi ukuthi uma nginerisidi, ngingadonsa iphrinta yami entsha, kodwa u-Zachary no-W wenza icala elinjalo elihehayo.”)
Lindani emuva, mabhalane!Ngakhula ngesikhathi lapho “isitembu sobufakazi bokuthenga” sinengqondo.
Isikhathi sokuthumela: Mar-01-2022